there was a boy who said, "chay-yah!" and sat on his faithful dog.
his sweet dog remained patiently still as her boy giggled at his own cleverness.
then the boy jumped up and down on his dog, shouting, "CHAY-YAH! CHAY-YAH!" and thought it was great fun.
and his momma said, "no more!" but the boy said, "mo more?"
and the boy smiled to try and charm his momma.
his momma's heart fluttered when she saw that smile, and she briefly considered letting the boy continue. but it was to no avail, because the boy's dog ran away and decided she didn't want to be a chair after all.