scheming.

choi boy and my dog are scheming against me.

i just know it.

look what i stumbled upon yesterday:

"hey, piper, i heard umma has these things called 'cookies' up on the counter. i'm pretty sure if we work together, we can get them. huddle up. here's what we'll do. you run to the left and start barking like crazy..."


"...and then i'll move in from the other side on my toy car, stand on it and swipe the -- hold on, we've got company."


"act normal, piper. just play it cool."


"hi, umma. we're just hanging out. okay, bye."


"...she's gone. so then i'll grab the cookies. hello? piper? are you listening? are you in or what?"


"stay still if you're in."


"okay, cool."

"...and, break!"



dude.

i'm in for some trouble.