there's a new sheriff in town.

last week, my parents went to texas for a conference. before they left, i jokingly told them they should bring back a pair of cowboy boots for choi boy.

they didn't think i was joking.

they also brought back a hat. apparently, they spent a couple hours trying to find the *perfect* hat and boots. they also looked hard for a vest and a sheriff's badge, but sadly it was to no avail.

but, folks, badge or not, there's a new sheriff in town.


he and his deputy are hard at work.

there are ball poppers to fix,


arks to check up on,


and lots of trash to clean up on tv. the sheriff does all this while the his noble and trusty steed looks on and keeps an eye out for pesky vermin.

can you spy the celebrity name in the background? can you also spot the program he's on? that's right folks, around here, we get our celebrity gossip via classy morning shows. ;)

it's hard work, but the sheriff can do it. he even gives himself a good ol' mahnseh.

all in a day's work.

now, don't you worry your pretty little head off, it's not all work around here. the sheriff does make time for fun things.

like line dancing and two steppin'.

the sheriff works hard *and* plays hard.

before he signs off, the sheriff would like to take this time to clarify two things:

1. his momma is not a belieber and does *not*, in fact, have b!eber fever. she's just fascinated by the b!ebs' rise to stardom. and she also thinks he's super pretty. she's totally jealous of his eyelashes.

and 2. when the sheriff goes masquerading as the little green ghost, he doesn't cover his head all the way. it's actually something like this:

so, all you sweet cb fans need not worry, he's not bumping into furniture. well, at least not because he can't see. ;)

that's all folks. be safe and y'all come back now, y'hear?

this sheriff's gonna ride off into the sunset.

now where's that "trusty" steed of mine?